Merry Christmas

Wishing everyone a very Merry Christmas! May the peace that was present that first Christmas night guard your hearts and souls for 2010.

The Night Before Christmas

Here is a Christmas poem adapted to spankos. I do not know who wrote it, but I cannot take credit. Enjoy.



Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the town
Her pleas could be heard as her panties came down.

"Oh Santa, dear Santa, don't spank me, I pray!
I'll be ever so good, starting right from today!"

But Santa just chuckled, "I've heard that before
From many a bad girl with bottom so sore

As she wriggles and squirms 'neath his hand's hearty sting.
But a promise like that - why, it means not a thing.

What matters, dear One, as you'll very soon see
Is that you should be spanked across Santa's broad knee.

Till your sassy bare bottom is burning bright red!"
And with that, the old fellow did just as he'd said,

And proceeded to spank her with all of his might
Till her yelps echoed loud in the cold frosty night,

And each swat, ringing out like a loud pistol shot,
Turned her soft, round bottom increasingly hot.

Then, when she'd been hand-spanked with many a smack,
The jolly old fellow reached into his sack.

He produced a fine paddle of well-seasoned wood.
"Now, this is the thing that makes naughty girls good."

He remarked with a grin. "And I think you'll soon find
How effective it feels on a soft, tender behind!"

"Oh please, Santa! No more!" she cried in dismay,
But the paddle cracked down without further delay,

And despite all her protests and wailings and shrieks
It soon deepened the blush on her squirming, rear cheeks.

Poor Dear how she wriggled but all was vain,
For the paddle descended again and again

Till her bouncing bare bottom was sizzling and sore
And as red as the costume that Santa Claus wore.

But at last he relented allowing her to rise,
Hugged her warmly while wiping the tears from her eyes,

And murmuring, "There, it's all over, my dear!"
Rubbing soothing cool cream on her blazing, hot rear.

Then he exclaimed, "Well Miss, your sweet bottom so curved
Has had the sound spanking it so richly deserved.

From now on, I'm sure, I don't need to explain,
If you're good then I shan't have to spank you again.

But if you are naughty - remember, my dear,
That Santa keeps watch for the whole of the year!"

Then smiling, he shouldered his bulging big sack,
And sent her away with a crisp farewell smack.

So she hurried to bed with satisfaction you know,
With a song in her heart and her bottom aglow

And a sense that all manner of things were all right.
But she slept facing down on her tummy that night!

Ocala Spankopoly Birthday Party News - Part V final post

Aurora and I met online only a few weeks before the party. She is funny, witty, and wasn't thrown under the bus nearly enough at this party. (I'll remedy that at the next one!) She came later in the afternoon on Saturday after working all night and going home to sleep for a few hours. Several of the spanking games decided the spankee by the roll of the dice. As luck would have it, her number didn't come up very often. So Publikk so generously offered to give her a nice, LONG spanking to compensate. She also got to be the test subject for his new spanking spoon. It is like lexan material in the middle covered by a rubber like material. She liked it alot - could tell by her squirming ;). Was wonderful to meet her and hope to meet again. She's great.

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Next, was Christy. She is a very quiet, shy girl, but starting warming up as the party went along. She was here for her very first spanking party. Todd was the one who so generously provided the first smacks. His excuse was that he didn't want a total spanking party newbie to come to a spanking party and not at least know what it felt like to be spanked at one.... He's another one of those generous spankers. Gee, a whole room full of generous spankers. Christy fell right into the swing of things and got spanking after spanking. She might be shy when she talks - but she ain't shy to get a spanking. She even went and draped herself over Thomas' lap to request a spanking. Now that's pretty brave! I enjoyed meeting her. Maybe we'll meet again one day.

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Last, but definitely not least, is Jean. She, also is a quiet spankee, but not a newbie. She was able to participate in the fun at the beginning of the day on Saturday (and Friday night), but had to sit out alot of the spanking festivities towards the end of Saturday. An injury that happened right before coming to the party was bothering her and spanking was put on hold to not aggrevate the injury. Jean is the person who heard me say, "Please" to Thomas FROM ACROSS THE ROOM. I'm still trying to figure out how he couldn't hear me from less than 2 feet away. There is a spanker out there with VERY selective hearing! Thank you, Jean, for being so honest :) Jean here is getting spanked by Thomas for some serious bratting. Don't remember the exact offense, but I do remember it was on Saturday morning after breakfast, and I do remember it was very much deserved and not nearly long enough! I enjoyed meeting Jean. She is quiet, but alot of fun. Maybe I will see her again one day too.

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Sending a thank you out to Todd and Suzy again for such a nice birthday party. :)

SSU Charges Against THREE spankers

It is with a heavy and discouraged heart that I bring "charges" against three spankers with Suzy's Spanking Union.

These "charges" are made against: Todd of American Spanking Society, Thomas, and Publikk of iSpank.

Please see suzyspankingunion.blogspot.com (or click the link to the right) if you are a spankee and place your vote.

Visiting Friends - Final Party Post Pending

I was back in FL this week for some vanilla business. Spent some time with Todd and Suzy (A.S.S., and Venting House 7 - blog links to the right) on the side. They are kind, funny, smart and love spanking. It was a pleasure to visit with them. And of course, get some spankings. I received my first outdoor spanking. Was spanked by hand and by switch. Switches and Meannies are my new least favorite implements. Also received an indoor, long hand and wooden paddle spanking after the outdoor spanking. Thanks for a wonderful visit, Todd and Suzy.

Final party post to follow soon.

Ocala Spankopoly Birthday Party News - Part IV

Today's party post is about Publikk (iSpank) and Kat the Brat (Katisms: Ramblings of a Uberbrat). They both have great blogs. Their links can be clicked on to the right.

I finally had the pleasure of meeting Kat the Brat. I had heard good things about her and her famous bratting abilities from SEVERAL sources...and they were all true, lol. She is cute as a button and loves to have fun, especially of the spanking variety. Put a paddle in site and the brat just bubbles right out ;). She wasn't feeling all that great, and didn't like all the attention that brought her (but we care, so there!), but she was still feeling well enough to come and play around. It appeared she was feeling better by the time she left. Spanking therapy in action.

She did get in some trouble though, pitching a fit when her panties weren't pulled up nicely and neatly after a spanking. It bought her more trouble. But I have to agree. If a spanker can take the time to pull panties down, they should be able to take the time put them back the way they got them. Don't mom's usually teach their kids to put stuff back the way you found it? Poor Kat, being spanked for a spanker FAILING "Putting Panties Back the Way You Got Them 101." Boooo. ;) (Maybe a case for the SSU?) It was really a pleasure to meet Kat and am hoping to see her again soon.

It was nice to see Publikk again. I met him online over 2 years ago and met real life once before with a friend a little over a year ago.

We were celebrating Publikk's birthday party at this spanking party. A double birthday party. The cakes Suzie had made were perfect. Publikk's had racketball paddles without the ridges on the paddles and mine had roses for rosey bottoms. Gotta keep those vanilla cake makers thinking it's a vanilla party. Great ideas for both cakes. Thanks, Suzie :)

What WASN'T a great idea was Publikk's idea, when it came time to be spanked for my birthday, that I be spanked for BOTH birthdays - AFTER all the bottoms had been spanked for his birthday. And what was even worse - EVERYONE agreed :P (sticking out tongue). Talk about being thrown under the bus. For the first half he used a Meannie. Maybe 6 - 8 or so inches long, maybe 1 1/2 to 2 inches wide, not very thick, made of rubber. But that thing was a mother fucker. Whoever invented that thing needs to be shot, lol. The 2nd 1/2 of the spanking was given with a double, thin, kind of leather strap thingie. Normally I don't like leather straps because I hate sting, but this one was just right. Or maybe the yielder was having mercy.

Publikk won the Spanko of all Spanko award. He is a bottomless pit of spanking knowledge, lol. Todd would call out the spanking trivia questions. The person who got the answer correctly got to choose spankee/er, implement, position, ect.. Publikk had the answers out of his mouth before anyone else could get a word in edgewise most of the time. So, of course, he was doling out the spankings to the nearest victims.

On a final note, Publikk, who is already a good spanker (but don't tell him...he might get a big head), has begun to cane. He swings a mean one too. For the spankee brave enough to bend over, beware. Of course, since he has now officially joined Geriatric-ville, his arm will start to atrophy at an alarming rate...so no need to worry for long ;)

It was really nice to see Publikk again and really nice to finally meet Kat. Hope to see them both again soon.

Ocala Spankopoly Birthday Party News - Part III

Today's party post is about Todd and Suzy, from American Spanking Society, About Spankings, Comesayithere, Venting House 7 and Suzy's Spanking Union.

I met Todd and Suzy about six months ago and have really enjoyed getting to know them since then. I will eventually blog about our first meeting. Todd and Suzy were the ones who hosted this birthday party. They graciously planned the party around a weekend when I already had to be in town. That weekend seemed to work great for everyone else too, which was great.

Todd provided the spankings, along with Publikk and Thomas, while Suzy provided impromtu games. She is very innovated and creative. And of course a huge BRAT. If anyone needs brat lessons, she is one of four I would recommend learning from :D (The other three would be Kat the Brat, Aurora, and Cookie. I myself don't know how to be a brat, as I am totally brand new to all this stuff. They all have it down pat;) after several years experience. )

It was fun watching Suzy get her Love Our Lurkers day spankings from Todd. They had a blog post where anyone who commented would get Suzy a spank or two with the implement of their choice - from Todd (one of four choices provided...although the Todd SAID he offered five choices in his blog post, he actually only offered four :P.) One spank if from a non lurker, and two spanks if from a lurker who had never posted. Evidentally, some lurkers hacked into my computer (and possibly's Kat's) and delurked for the very first times for Suzy to get extra spankings. Unfortunately for Suzy, she didn't get spanked for those posts that those hackers/lurkers posted. She was SUPPOSED to get more spanks than she did. ;) CHEATERS!!!!!

Suzy was also caned and was spanked with an aluminum paddle.

Suzy came up with some great ideas for the birthday cakes too. The spanker's birthday cake had racketball paddles without the lines, lol, which looked like paddles, of course. My birthday cake had roses for a rosey bottom.

Before everyone left on Sunday morning, Todd offered to give me a birthday spanking from him. It was an over the jeans, very long, very relaxing spanking. Thanks, Todd.

Both Todd and Suzy are fun and creative people. They are so relaxed. Everyone who came to the party is like that - relaxed and fun. I like hanging around people like that. Was very nice to see Todd and Suzy again. Hope to see them again one day soon.

(But they DID cheat on the LOL spankings ;) Poor, poor WhoWho, Anonymous, Anonymous Too, Susan, Bubba, Bubbette, Owwwwww, and Believe It or Not. They came out of the closet (even if they did steal or hack into my computer to do it) and what did I get for THEIR delurking?? A spanking! Hmmm. This might be a case for the SSU....)

Ocala Spankopoly Birthday Party News - Part II

Been crazy busy and haven't posted about the party much yet. Sorry. I believe I will highlight fun things about the people at the party in several posts instead of a chronological list of what happened.

Today's party post will be about meeting Thomas and Cookie.

Had heard about Thomas and Cookie through Todd and Suzy, but had never met them. They came Friday night after a long drive and not being sure if they were 5 minutes away or 2 1/2 hours away. One of the more elderly members of their car crew was having trouble telling exactly where they were.

Highlights of meeting Thomas and Cookie were of Cookie getting her Football Fantasy spanking win spanking with the spongebob paddle by Todd...aka SpongeBob and SpongeBobette. You can see pics of it on her blog, on A.S.S. blog, as well as one pic on this post. Todd was decorated with stickers for the occasion and a little yellow Sponge Bob ribbon. He loved his spongebob earrings too. (You could tell when he gave Cookie the finger. Twice!) Thomas got to wear earrings as well. He also does a lovely job of painting fingernails. Someone also has "selective hearing". He had trouble HEARING the word, "please", even though someone from ACROSS the room HEARD IT.... Maybe a Christmas present of an ear wax removal system??? :D

Cookie got spanked lots and lots...and lots and lots. I think she might have been taking brat lessons from Suzy and Kat and Aurora :D. All four of them are pretty good at it! Wish I could be that good... but never will be :)

Anyway, had fun meeting Cookie and Thomas and hanging out until they had to leave on Saturday night! Glad they could come and join the fun. It was very nice meeting them.

Next party post will be about meeting (or seeing again) some of the other spankos at the party.

Ocala Spankopoly Birthday Party News - Part I

Here are some tidbits about some of the things I enjoyed about the spanking party the other weekend. I'll write another post about specifics soon. Just lots of things going on and no time to write.

* mostly, I enjoyed the friendship and comraderie that I seem to find best in spanko friends

* winning against a top who wanted me to say "Please" before he'd let me up from a spanking :P

* having a spanking birthday party with another spanko, with a room full of spankos there to share the moment. Made for lots of spankings for everyone, all the way around. Even if I was spanked for BOTH birthdays. (Isn't there an SSU rule against that??)

* spanking games of various types

* meeting new friends and seeing old ones - some LITERALLY old ;)

* texting while driving ... I mean, texting while being spanked

* ending the party with a nice, long, relaxing birthday spanking before the long ride home

* eating more than anyone should eat in one weekend

* watching a total newbie come out of her shell more and more and realize what a total spanko she really was

* getting to meet the real Sponge Bob and Sponge Bobbette

* finally meeting a couple of cool spankees I've talked with online with but never met

* meeting the famous Kat the Brat. She is cute as a button and has a name that fits her :)

*being otk with my bare butt in the air when someone OPENS the door to housekeeping. They told her now was not a good time. (Isn't there an SSU rule about THAT??)

*experiencing a cane again, (it's been a long time and most likely will be a long time again - God I hate sting, lol. Thank goodness it wasn't a switching, lol.) and experiencing an aluminum paddle for the first and ONLY time (once in a lifetime is enough.)

Those are just a few of the many things that went on that weekend. Nice fun and nice to hang out with other spankos.

Spanking Party News and A Little About Me

Post party news coming soon. Waiting to download pics, get pics from others, and get permissions from everyone. It was really fun to see old friends, make new ones and have a couple of days of spanking fun. A big thank you to Todd and Suzy for putting on this party and making it so fun for everyone.

Sooo, until then, here is a little about me....

• I am 30 and holding. Girls never get older than 30. 30 with 5 years experience - or 30 with 10 years experience - but it's never older than 30 ;) It's the guys who age and become geriatric without much effort mwaahh ha ha.
  
• I've lived in big cities, little towns and everywhere in between. Currently, I live in a rural community. Very rural. Some places are so rural it's safe to go naked. (Maybe THAT'S why UPS and Fed Ex refuse to deliver here, lol.)
• Was in an accident and was incorrectly diagnosed. This incorrect diagnoses led to damage that was irreversible. I've spent a long time relearning everything - from feeding myself without missing my mouth, to holding things without dropping them, to rolling over, to sitting up without falling over, to standing, and now walking, among several other things. Thousands of hours have gone into PT and in front of mirrors to make things look natural again. The amount of work it takes to simply live life everyday is incredibly exhausting. I've managed to make most things look normal again. Still working on a few others, but will have them mastered too.
  
• Since this injury, I've lost a lot in my life. I lost a family member. I lost my livelyhood. I lost my home. I lost my abilities - abilities that most people take for granted (and so did I) - and had to relearn them. I lost my independence and had to regain that. I lost some friends who had a hard time with the fact that I couldn't walk anymore, even though I was working on relearning that. (Fuck them.) I lost three friends to cancer. I lost my best friend in a totally different accident. But I did discover that the most precious thing in life is the people IN your life...your friends and family. I take losses of family and friends hard now adays and love my friends and family with abandon now - maybe because I feel I lost so much with the injury. But my deep care and affection of my friends and family comes from having lost so much - and realizing that really, it's the people in your life that matter. You can lose alot, but if you still have your friends and/or family, your are truly rich.
  
• Despite the negative things, I am very motivated, happy, and positive about life in general. I believe being happy is a choice and that life is often what you choose to make of your situation. My life isn't what I had planned, but then, whose life IS totally what they had planned?
  
• Had several breaks in my back, hips and legs. I also had a skull fracture. This all has contributed to constant pain and an unrelenting, constant headache for many years - ever since the accident.
• I don't take narcotics for my pain except very, very rarely. I can count on one hand the number of times I've resorted to that level pain med in many years. I hate how it makes me feel, so I just distract myself.
• Have found that a spanking actually relieves most of my aches and pains for a while. So, although I don't like the pain of a good spanking the moment it is happening, I like the side effects. Quite the unexpected side effect of a spanking of less pain and better self control. I'll take it!
• 2 horses, 4 cats, 1 opposum, 4 dogs, and 1 turtle (all rescues).
  
• I try to volunteer at several animal shelter places when I feel well enough. I also try to volunteer and hold sick kids whose parents can't be there 24/7 for whatever reason at the hospital when I am up to that.
  
• I try to take classes online on days I can do so.
  
• Am planning on finishing grad school - not much left to complete. Hopefully within the next year, but have other goals to reach 1st. So no time limit there. Just another goal.
  
• Am really wanting to learn to speak German, Russian, Polish, French and several other languages fluently. Currently, I only know swear words in German, Russian and Polish (forgot the Polish), which can be quite nice when you want to talk to a spanker about how you truly feel about things at the moment while you are upended and them not know what you are saying, lol.
  

That's pretty much it in a nutshell.

Spankings definitely help lower pain levels (an unexpected "side effect") and help make me more focused to reach life goals as well. I've also found that spankos are, for the most part, kind, generous, understanding and much more fun than many of the prudes I hung around before spanking! I have to admit, I do have some really fun vanilla friends. It's just so much MORE fun when friends are also spankos! Have met several really nice, fun spankos in real life. Just met a few more at my 1st spanking party (woot!), as well as seeing old friends (old as in we've know each other for a while, as well as old, as in, well, elderly). Spankings, birthday parties, spankings, games, spankings, relaxing, spankings, eating, spankings, just hanging around and chatting. Did I say spankings?

Spanking party news coming soon. Stay tuned.